Partly Facetious First Minister, First Daughter...

"First Brother, eat your heart out!"
"Who are you referring to?"
"I thought it was obvious I was referring to Shahbaz Sharif."
"Two things my friend: first, he is the only living brother so referring to him as First Brother is inaccurate..."
"Well, I was kind of equating his position with that of other important Firsts....First Minister, First Daughter..."
"I know where you are going with this and I would urge you to stop..."
"Why don't you first hear me out and then tell me to stop!"
"The First Family experience gained over decades of being in power has been to stop before hearing out..."
"Oh shush, don't be facetious. Anyway what does AID, Approver Ishaq Dar, have in common with Mian Nawaz Sharif the First Minister?"
"Well, he is not an approver any more so I guess you may refer to him as DID, Disapprover Ishaq Dar..."
"DID reminds me of Bill Clinton's impeachment days remember when he said it all depends on how you define is."
"Oh you shush, anyway what did DID and OB, and that doesn't reflect the first two initials of Osama Bin laden, but Only Brother, have in common pre and post JIT interview?"
"They were both driven by the Interior Minister and by the way that did disappoint me, I mean the Interior Minister is known to be the only cabinet member with a backbone and..."
"Yes, but don't get sidetracked, yes they had a driver in common though we all know he likes OB and doesn't quite have the same sentiments for DID."
"When DID came out of JIT there was no one who is anyone standing next to him while OB had his son and the First Minister had some known faces waiting for him for hours around the building..."
"No my friend, the one thing the First Minister and DID have in common which OB did not have, is the prepared written speeches from which they read out though DID frothed at the mouth attacking the Khan thinking that his anger would convince the public of the veracity of his illogic while the First Minister was more restrained..."
"So what do you reckon? If Mian sahib is sent a packing DID would replace him?"
"I think that is only an academic debate; what you need to ask is who would drive the First Daughter to the JIT, who would accompany her, and last but not least what would she say post-JIT interview."
"I get it... OB eat your heart out!"